BREAKING : Timothee Chalamet and Kid Cudi Engaged & Expecting

Did Timootay take her prenatal vitamins? It's essential

I just know Kid Cudi has been busting down Timmy's walls, in between fucking other delicate, frail looking twinks like Jaden Smith!

He could at least by them some groceries after he's done with them, take care of your bitches!

Um, where do you think that finger has just been?

What is up with this fierce competition and one-upmanship Timmy has with Michelle Williams?

Id watch that porn

Heartbreaking devastation of a global magnitude!!! Boo hoo hoo!!!!

I think it’s adorable.

He needs to be applying Pure Virgin Olive Oil to his hole twice daily if he wants to avoid stretch marks after giving birth. You're in love now Timothee (That's not really how you spell his name, is it?) but your young man might not stick around and you have to keep your pretties for when you're back on the market.

Vada Mescudi (9) is sooooooo happy to have a little brother or a little sister!!!

Maybe twins?

Pedo thread

Really? A wedding/pregnancy announcement for a 24 yr old and a 35 yr old is a “pedo” thread? How so?

The baby will surely be beautiful!

R10 how is this a pedo thread. Timothee is 24. Just because we are eldergays, does not mean everyone else is...

I’m sure the young DL gays are excited to see this gay relationship at 24. Gives others hope. Good for Tim!

It should be mentioned that Timmy was wearing a gorgeous shimmery blouse during the proposal

Seriously, how can anyone say that they are dating?

Link please!

Tim looks worried.

He doesn’t look worried. He looks cold. They’re not dating. They are engaged.

R16 how do you know?

[quote] [R16] how do you know?

Because I’m the OP.

Uncle Tom!

R18, So what? I am going to repeat the question because none of this makes sense to me. It's all fictional

R18, again: how do you know? Do you have any links? Photos?

R21 you’re a teenager right?

Timothee is gorgeous and talented, but he's too frail for me. He needs to hit the gym and build his "MAN BODY"

Are they having an LGBTQIA or +?

I want to make sure that I have the correct pronouns when I write them a card.

R22, No, I'm an eldergay baffled at the random shit people post nowadays without a smidgen of credibility. On the DL people have always come to post random gossip, it's fine and amusing. But it has always been done with a certain amount of ingenuity, deftness that allowed for suspension of disbelief, which I'm not going to lie, made for harmless entertainment and thoroughly enjoyable. The issue here is that this thread is an absolute train-wreck. I don't understand why it hasn't been closed yet. What is Muriel waiting for...

[quote] [R22], No, I'm an eldergay baffled at the random shit people post nowadays without a smidgen of credibility. On the DL people have always come to post random gossip, it's fine and amusing. But it has always been done with a certain amount of ingenuity, deftness that allowed for suspension of disbelief, which I'm not going to lie, made for harmless entertainment and thoroughly enjoyable. The issue here is that this thread is an absolute train-wreck. I don't understand why it hasn't been closed yet. What is Muriel waiting for...

Yes it certainly lacks the “ingenuity” and “deftness” of the Miss Warwick threads or the “La belle fill in the blank” threads.

A train wreck perhaps because you don’t get the joke or because you don’t like the idea of Timothee having his hole wrecked by Kid Cudi?

Muriel must be too busy closing all of the other threads that lack the that certain je ne sais quoi. She hasn’t had time to get to this one. Stay on her and demand satisfaction. That’s what Kid Cudi does in bed with Timothee.

When the baby comes will he change his name to Daddy Cudi?

[quote] none of this makes sense to me. It's all fictional

Woah, hang on - so Timothee Chalamet isn't really pregnant with Kid Cudi's child?! I guess now that I think about it, the story does seem far-fetched. Can't believe I fell for it!

R28

MPREG it is the first attested MPREG

He's so pale that if he got a hickey it would be hard to miss. Now that I think about about I have never seen him with one. Clear indication that he's not fucking anyone.

[quote] He's so pale that if he got a hickey it would be hard to miss. Now that I think about about I have never seen him with one. Clear indication that he's not fucking anyone.

You've probably never seen most people with hickeys, particularly celebs. I've never seen any of my co-workers with hickeys. Based upon that bit of logic, no one is fucking.

This kid is 23, ok 24, at that age they have the energy to be at it all day. I'm surprised no-one has never noticed or seen anything

[quote] This kid is 23, ok 24, at that age they have the energy to be at it all day. I'm surprised no-one has never noticed or seen anything

Yet perhaps surprisingly most 23 yr olds aren't walking around covered in hickeys.

If Meghan and Harry can't cope, how will these two?

My heart is breaking already.

People who want proof. Its just gossip. Two well known gossips sites say they are or were dating. It's either true or it isn't. You're not going to see pics of them kissing each other on the street whether they are fucking each other or not. You'll see the at fashion events or premieres. They'll come separately most likely.

I don't know if the are dating but they clearly like spending time together and Timothee is one of only 6 people that Kid Cudi follows on social media.

So because we're gay and wish Timothée was with us we'll fantasize about him with another man? Any man. It's a sexy fantasy but without a sex tape we'll never know the truth.

Why is everyone trying to make the celebrity happen?

What celebrity happen? Tim, you mean? But he is happening...

a little sketch inspired by my meeeen love u guys #drawing #art #sketch #timothéechalamet #kidcudi

Anemic, a term that describes both their looks and talent quite nicely.

Forget Kid Cudi, apparently now it's about Zendaya

Expecting what, OP?

R42

Guess what, Rose

[quote] Forget Kid Cudi, apparently now it's about Zendaya

Zendaya is rumored to be a lesbian

Ebene et Ivoire!

R44

Who is bearding for who?

Perfect match, then.

R45

More like Lemon and Vanilla.

Timmy is a pretty little bitch. I hope he maintains his kegel exercises throughout pregnancy. Do his parents object to interracial marriage I wonder.

R49 I think that they won't mind.

His maternal grand-father, Harold Flender, wrote a novel 'Paris Blues' with interracial love in 1957.

The 1961 film cancelled the interracial affair.

Timothee and Kid Cudi should star in a remake of "Paris Blues" that keeps the interracial romance in (and turns it gay).

R51

Yes please.

Miscarriage?

Abortion?

Hidden baby?

We will know in twenty years...

OMG!